Since I can't sleep and it is around 1:36 in the morning and I am still in front of my computer, browsing the net, reading some content, watching youtube videos and reading emails. I was so bored but still can't sleep so I decided to clean-up my inbox and found this joke story sent by a good friend of mine.

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender said, 'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.' 'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'

Bartender, 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'
Pirate, 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm
fine now.'

Bartender, 'Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your
hand?'
Pirate, 'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword
fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really.'

Bartender, 'What about that eye patch?'
Pirate, 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I
looked up and one of them shit in my eye.'

Bartender, 'You're kidding, you lost an eye just from bird shit??'
Pirate, 'It was my first day with the hook.'