Saturday, May 23, 2009

Dog Story - A Little Saturday Humor

May 23, 2009 0
A guy is driving around the back woods of Kentucky and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale .' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
Smart dog, lol. Have a great day.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'

'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff!!!!!!

Thursday, May 14, 2009

The People in the Philippines are now Stupid

May 14, 2009 0


The people in the Philippines are now stupid. The smart ones have all gone abroad. Those left behind are the good-for-nothing who join Wowowee, bet on Lotto, or wait for remittances from abroad.

One day you'll be surprised... you've grown old, yet idiot, corrupt politicians are still in power!!!

Whaaaatttttt???? Noooooo!!!! Ayaw ko!!!

Philippines Will Never Be a Great Nation

May 14, 2009 0
I just watched "The Probe" where they featured on this episode Miss Mae Paner as Juana Change. She's talking about the government in the Philippines... talking how corrupt the Philippine government today. All her videos are talking about Philippine Politics.

Here's my favorite video so far. It really hit me how hopeless the Philippines to become a great nation in the future.



It touches me because no matter how we try to make this nation a great nation in the future, we cannot achieve it as long as we won't change our leaders. I mean... if we will not choose the best and honest leaders then we are really hopeless.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Don't honk at old people! - PRICELESS!

May 10, 2009 0
A woman was video-taping her son riding a skate board when her attention switched to an elderly lady trying to cross the street. It is the best direct hit I have seen in some time. Pay special attention to the driver of the car after the 'hit'...

You can hear the woman who's taping giggling as she records the event.

It's a quick one, but you will get a good laugh....