Not all friendships are built on loyalty and love. Some are just… fake. Let’s be real—everyone has encountered a “friend” who turns out to be more stressful than supportive. They laugh with you today but gossip about you tomorrow. They hype you up in public but secretly envy you in private.
Here’s a rundown of the different types of fake friends you’ve probably met (or maybe you’re realizing now that you’re surrounded by them 👀).
1. The Backstabber
They’ll smile with you during group selfies but roast you in the group chat you’re not included in. They know your secrets—and use them as chismis material the moment things go sour.
These are the ones who give “loyalty” a bad name. Trust them once, and you’ll regret it forever.
2. The User
They only message you when they need something. Concert tickets, homework answers, connections for work, or even just a free ride. Once they get what they want—boom, ghost mode.
Their friendship motto? “What’s in it for me?”
3. The Jealous Type
This is the fake friend who secretly hates your wins. Got promoted? They’ll say, “Sure ka deserving ka?” Bought a new phone? “Ah, installment ra na noh?” No matter what you achieve, they’ll downplay it to make themselves feel better.
Instead of clapping for you, they roll their eyes in silence.
4. The One-Upper
Nothing you say can impress this person because they always have to “top” your story.
You: “I just went to Siargao!”
Them: “Oh, I’ve been to Bali, Maldives, AND Santorini.”
You: “I bought a new phone.”
Them: “Mine is the Pro Max Limited Edition 1TB Ultra HD Infinity Gauntlet version.”
Relax, friend. Nobody’s competing here.
5. The Ghoster
These are the friends who disappear whenever life gets tough. When you’re happy, they’re there to join the fun. But when you’re crying at 2 AM or need someone to lean on? Radio silence.
They only show up when things are convenient for them.
6. The Gossip Machine
If your life were a teleserye, this “friend” would be the entertainment columnist. They know everything about everyone—and somehow, your personal issues end up as their favorite topic.
Don’t be fooled when they say, “Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone.” By tomorrow, your story will have reached three barangays.
7. The Competitive Friend
They’re not just happy being your friend—they want to beat you at life.
You buy new shoes, they buy a more expensive pair.
You hit the gym, they suddenly become a fitness influencer.
You post a selfie, they upload five with better lighting.
They don’t celebrate your progress—they treat it like a scoreboard.
8. The Negative Nancy
Whatever you do, they’ll always find something wrong with it. Start a business? “Lisod kaayo, lugi ra ka ana.” Start a relationship? “Di na mulungtad.” Post something online? “Corny kaayo.”
These people don’t cheer you on; they pull you down. Sometimes, it’s not advice—it’s just disguised envy.
9. The Seasonal Friend
They’re only around during the “fun seasons.” Birthday parties? They’re present. Outings? They’re game. But when it’s time to help you move houses, support your passion project, or comfort you after heartbreak—suddenly, they’re MIA.
Basically: they’re a fair-weather friend, not a forever one.
10. The Snake
The deadliest type of fake friend—the one who pretends to care while plotting behind your back. They act supportive in front of you, but the moment you turn around, they’re twisting stories, planting doubts, or even sabotaging your opportunities.
With a smile on their face, they’ll say, “I’m happy for you.” But in their heart, they’re whispering, “I hope you fail.”
Friendship should build you up, not tear you down. Fake friends may wear the mask of loyalty, but eventually, their true colors show. The best way to deal with them? Distance. Protect your peace.
Remember: it’s better to have two real friends who stick by you, than ten fake ones who drain your energy.
So ask yourself: are you surrounded by true ride-or-dies, or just people pretending to care?
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