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Airplane vs. Birds

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The image above is scenic only at first glance. Facing a huge flock of birds during takeoff or landing will evoke sweaty palms in most pilots – and passengers probably. Though the majority of birdstrikes cause little damage to a plane, they do result in a great number of bird fatalities and cause annual damages estimated at $400 million in the U.S. alone and $1.2 billion worldwide. According to a confidential database managed by NASA, the years from 1990 to 2007 saw almost 80,000 reported incidents of birds striking nonmilitary aircraft, resulting in emergency landings, aborted takeoffs or close calls – and these are just the voluntarily reported incidents.

Cartoons from the very Dark Side

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You think cartoons are just plainly for kids? Check these photos and you can see how pretty funny cartoons can be for you.

Tsunami Hit Samoa islands After the Quake

By FILI SAGAPOLUTELE, For The Associated Press LALOMANU, Samoa – A Samoan reporter says tsunami victims "are everywhere" in a hospital near a hard-hit area and the dead could number up to 20. Associated Press reporter Keni Lesa said three or four villages on the popular tourist coast near the southern town of Lalomanu on Samoa's main island of Upolu had been "wiped out" by waves that roared ashore early Wednesday. Lesa said he had visited the town's main hospital where "there are bodies everywhere," including at least one child. The Samoan government has not yet confirmed fatalities. Officials in neighboring American Samoa say at least 14 people have been killed there.

Help Wanted!

A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver, and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details. The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination." "The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings, Montana, which is about 550 miles from here." "Good grief, is that where the job is?" "No sir....that's where the end of the line is right now."

His First Heartbreak

I feel for the little boy... so sad to see this but it is very cute at the same time.

Funny Stuff: Secret lovers found literally stuck to each other

Two secret lovers became the talk of the town in the southern Philippines Wednesday after they were found literally stuck to each other. Doctors were at a loss on how to separate the two lovers, who had been stuck for more than 17 hours since Tuesday night, radio dzRH reported Wednesday afternoon. The report quoted doctors at the Isulan town hospital in Sultan Kudarat province as saying the two lovers experienced penis captivus, a condition in which the muscles in the female organ clamp down on the male organ more firmly than usual, making it impossible for the man to withdraw his organ from the woman's. Before experiencing the condition, the two lovers had a rendezvous at a local pension house in Isulan town Tuesday night. The man, 32, was described as married and connected with the Department of Public Works and Highways. The woman, 20, was working at a local department store. Initial investigation showed that the two experienced penis captivus at about 10 p.m., and decided to se

The World's no.1 except in the Philippines

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Ahahahaha... this is what I like the most when Americans advertise their product... so true yet no offense to other party. Unlike in the Philippines, even a very lame issue, they always make it a big deal. Anyway, I don't have any particular fave fast food chain. When I am hungry, I reach out to the nearest one McDo or Jobee... I love the burger steak at Jobee and I like the Cheese Burger at McDo, I love to sip both McFlurry and Swirly Bits and I always order the Coke Float everytime I order a meal at McDO. But, I tend to lessen my fast food intake these days... I gotta eat healthy foods now.

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72 Filipinos arrested in Saudi for 'gay' behavior

MANILA, Philippines- Wearing drag at a private event may be harmless fun in many societies, but 72 Filipino men found out they could suffer imprisonment and lashing in Saudi Arabia for such activities after they were arrested for immorality recently. An article in the Arabic news site www.sabq.org said several “deviants," a term used by Saudi Arabia’s English-language media to describe people who engage in gay behavior, were rounded up during a concert inside a compound in an eastern Riyadh neighborhood. The report quoted unnamed police officials as saying a "large number of foreign workers" were arrested in the incident, and 72 of them have Philippine citizenship. Vice Consul Roussel Reyes of the Philippine Embassy in Riyadh told GMANews.TV by phone on Tuesday that they are still confirming the identities of the Filipinos and will seek their employers’ help to bail them out. Open display of homosexual behavior is strictly prohibited under Saudi Arabia’s Sharia’h law. In

How do you like this security system? Mexican Lion!

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The owner in Mexico was tired of thugs breaking into his shop so he came up with this idea . . . . I think if you can see that... you would probably be hesitant on breaking into the shop. Not! Until.... You... See... This.... I'll give you 5 minutes to stop laughing !

Chk-Chk Boom shooting witness Clare Werbeloff

CLARE WERBELOFF, the "Kings Cross bogan" who introduced "chk chk boom" into the Australian vernacular last week, has been exposed by police as a fake. The 19-year-old from Sydney's northern beaches shot to international fame with her colourful account of a shooting outside a Kings Cross nightclub last weekend. By yesterday, nearly 300,000 people had watched her account of the "fat wog" shooting the "skinny wog" on video-sharing website YouTube, and more than 15,000 had joined fan sites on Facebook. Within 24 hours of the footage first airing on Channel Nine, T-shirts emblazoned with "chk chk boom", the phrase which Ms Werbeloff used to describe the gunshot, were being sold on a US website. There were also drink bottles with the slogan and a rap-music remix of her video. But Ms Werbeloff has been forced to admit her "eyewitness" account was bogus. As she prepared to tell all on Nine's A Current Affair, detectives told T

Dog Story - A Little Saturday Humor

A guy is driving around the back woods of Kentucky and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale .' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. 'You talk?' he asks. 'Yep,' the Lab replies. Smart dog, lol. Have a great day. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?' The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.' 'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tire

The People in the Philippines are now Stupid

The people in the Philippines are now stupid. The smart ones have all gone abroad. Those left behind are the good-for-nothing who join Wowowee, bet on Lotto, or wait for remittances from abroad. One day you'll be surprised... you've grown old, yet idiot, corrupt politicians are still in power!!! Whaaaatttttt???? Noooooo!!!! Ayaw ko!!!

Philippines Will Never Be a Great Nation

I just watched "The Probe" where they featured on this episode Miss Mae Paner as Juana Change. She's talking about the government in the Philippines... talking how corrupt the Philippine government today. All her videos are talking about Philippine Politics. Here's my favorite video so far. It really hit me how hopeless the Philippines to become a great nation in the future. It touches me because no matter how we try to make this nation a great nation in the future, we cannot achieve it as long as we won't change our leaders. I mean... if we will not choose the best and honest leaders then we are really hopeless.

Don't honk at old people! - PRICELESS!

A woman was video-taping her son riding a skate board when her attention switched to an elderly lady trying to cross the street. It is the best direct hit I have seen in some time. Pay special attention to the driver of the car after the 'hit'... You can hear the woman who's taping giggling as she records the event. It's a quick one, but you will get a good laugh....

Poor Little Cute Sleepy Baby

I don't know if this is funny or not but I want to share this to you... the parents must be having fun watching their child being like this... I hope they won't do this again... Poor little Aaron baby... isn't he so cute?

Politician TV Ads... Pathetic!

What's with some senators of the Philippines are up to right now appearing on TV Ads for themselves about how they will help the people from poverty? It's too early for election campaign but I think those ads are preparations of these politicians for the upcoming Presidential Election. Duh! it's just so pathetic to watch these ads now and later after they win, what now? They are gone like a bubble in the air and those promises in the ads are where? If they really want to help the people in the Philippines, why not just do it and there is no need to advertise it on TV or any other media institutions. People will know who really made some changes for their lives and they can see it through their works and projects. Maybe after they got the office for their respective positions, they will just discuss the endless scams of their fellow government officials kicking each other's butt for them to somehow win the attention of the people that they will come out as the hero. What

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Dance With Pride Even with Disabilities

A guy who lost his leg dances with a girl who lost her arm in a car accident. The dance won first prize in annual dance competition on CCTV9 international, Beijing. THE DANCE SHOWS HOW MUTUAL SUPPORT AND FRIENDSHIP CAN MAKE OUR LIFE EASY AND HAPPY.

Single Ladies - The Baklitas

What If...

Every day was treated like a new beginning? Where grudges, bitterness, unforgiveness, and worries died the moment your head hit the pillow. And at the time you had awaken to a new morning your mind would be renewed, not lacking knowledge or wisdom from the past, but building on what has been made from prior situations and circumstances. Each person you'd come into contact with you'd treat like it had been the first time you'd met them and your first impression persona was at the top of it's game. Being kind, loving, unconditional in terms of your friendship in how things are done to show thanks. What if, we did things without having presumptuous intentions of wanting to be thanked for what we had done. What if, we shared our gifts just out of love and never had the expectations of wanting to be loved in return, because we had the reassurance of knowing we're already loved regardless of what we do. What if, our confidence was placed in something bigger then ourselves

The man in the glass

By: dale Wimbrow When you get what you want in your struggle for self And the world makes you king for a day, just go to a mirror and look at yourself And see what that man has to say. For it isn't you father or mother or wife Whose judgment upon you must pass; The fellow whose verdict counts most in your life Is the one staring back from the glass. Some people may think you a straight-shootin' chum And call you a wonderful guy, But the man in the glass says you're only a bum If you can't look him straight in the eye. He's the fellow to please, never mind all the rest, For he's with you clear up to the end. And you've passed your most dangerous, difficult test If the man in the glass is your friend. You may fool the whole world down the pathway of life And get pats on your back as you pass, But your final reward will be heartaches and tears If you've cheated the man in the glass.

Putang Inang Irate Caller of CitiBank Philippines Scandal

A fellow Plurker posted this on Plurk and I think everybody needs to hear this. Just listen to that pathetic biatch talking garbage towards all the Filipinos. I know there are corrupt, idiot and power hunger people here in the Philippines but not all. I guess the lady can't contain of herself of all the problems here in the Philippines and she gave in. Just listen and see how she "Putang Ina Nyo" your day.

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Save the Planet Earth!

Comedian G.Carlin talks about on saving the planet. Somehow he is right and I agree...

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Nate Robinson a 5'7" Player- Champion for this year's NBA All-star Slam Dunk Competition!!!

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Nate Robinson of ew York Knicks champs this year's NBA All Star Slam dunk competition. Nate Robinson is only 5 feet and 7 inches tall but still conquer the trophy for the said competition over Dwight Howard a 6 feet, 11 inches tall player of Orlando Magic who was the defending champion for last year's competition. Robinson is the kryptonyt and Howard is the Superman as they say. Now, it only proves that superman cannot win with the kryptonyt.

Alfie Patten is a father at 13 with partner Chantelle Steadman (15) - Another case of Teen Pregnancy

Playing computer games, going out with friends, watching TV, going to school… those are probably what is in the mind of a typical 13 year old boy. But that’s not what Alfie Patten from South East England has in mind now. Baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne. He told how he and Chantelle, 15, decided against an abortion after discovering she was pregnant. The shy lad, whose voice has not yet broken, said: “I thought it would be good to have a baby. “I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.” Alfie, who is just 4ft tall, added: “When my mum found out, I thought I was going to get in trouble. We wanted to have the baby but were worried how people would react. “I didn’t know what it would be like to be a dad. I will be good, though, and care for it.” Alfie’s dad Dennis told how the lad does not really

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World's Largest Snow Sculpture

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‘White Lady’ appears on cop’s video

This page requires a higher version browser For Negros police, it’s an ordinary mapping operation. But as one of them takes a video of their activity, an image of a woman in a white flowing gown appears on the side of a mountain. Yay! that scares me and gave me goosebumps after watching it the first time...

Awful Plane Accident in Colombia

The video was presented by Noticas RCN, a news segment from Canal RCN of Colombia The plane was operated by Patrulla Aérea Colombiana (Colombian Air Patrol), a non-profit organization that helps people with medical assistance on remote places of Colombia. There was 4 people on board: The pilot and chief of medical staff, another doctor, a little boy recently operated, and the mother of the boy. All died instantly except the pilot, who died a few day later due to the extensive burnings on his body.

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing

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If you can't get near to their group, dress up like one of them and you can surely get near with them... This Wolf is surely very hungry and despirate to catch some sheep so he dressed up like a sheep. Nice Idea but surely he can't fool the shepherd. He just have to be aware of the Shepherd for him to be on the safe ground.

Cagayan de Oro Hit by Flash Flood

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It's been almost 2 decades since I experienced a flash floods on our old home in Barangay Carmen but after that flood in 1989 caused by typhoon Ruping, our family decided to transfer in Barangay Kauswagan around 1992. We decided to transfer because it is not easy being hit by a flash floods. The trauma, tension, fear and inconvenience are some of the feelings you can experience. Being trapped inside your house surrounded by flood waters makes you feel so scared that it might be the end of your life specially those times when I was just 10 years old and don’t know how to swim. Now after 20 years, flash floods took place again on the same area where we previously lived. Early this morning, I just arrived home from Iligan City when I heard a radio reports about flash flood in Carmen area and the rest of the area near the Cagayan de Oro River. Without hesitations and still sleepy I prepared myself and headed to the areas being reported to witness the incident. When I arrived at the ar