Funny Stuff: Secret lovers found literally stuck to each other
Two secret lovers became the talk of the town in the southern Philippines Wednesday after they were found literally stuck to each other. Doctors were at a loss on how to separate the two lovers, who had been stuck for more than 17 hours since Tuesday night, radio dzRH reported Wednesday afternoon. The report quoted doctors at the Isulan town hospital in Sultan Kudarat province as saying the two lovers experienced penis captivus, a condition in which the muscles in the female organ clamp down on the male organ more firmly than usual, making it impossible for the man to withdraw his organ from the woman's. Before experiencing the condition, the two lovers had a rendezvous at a local pension house in Isulan town Tuesday night. The man, 32, was described as married and connected with the Department of Public Works and Highways. The woman, 20, was working at a local department store. Initial investigation showed that the two experienced penis captivus at about 10 p.m., and decided to se
