CLARE WERBELOFF, the "Kings Cross bogan" who introduced "chk chk boom" into the Australian vernacular last week, has been exposed by police as a fake.

The 19-year-old from Sydney's northern beaches shot to international fame with her colourful account of a shooting outside a Kings Cross nightclub last weekend.

By yesterday, nearly 300,000 people had watched her account of the "fat wog" shooting the "skinny wog" on video-sharing website YouTube, and more than 15,000 had joined fan sites on Facebook.

Within 24 hours of the footage first airing on Channel Nine, T-shirts emblazoned with "chk chk boom", the phrase which Ms Werbeloff used to describe the gunshot, were being sold on a US website. There were also drink bottles with the slogan and a rap-music remix of her video.

But Ms Werbeloff has been forced to admit her "eyewitness" account was bogus.

As she prepared to tell all on Nine's A Current Affair, detectives told The Sun-Herald last night Ms Werbeloff's account of the shooting of Justin Kallu, 27, the so-called "skinny wog", was made up.

"We have interviewed her and she has not witnessed the shooting," said acting Kings Cross Police crime manager, Detective Inspector Matt McQueen. "She has admitted to making it all up and has not witnessed the shooting."

After the phenomenon went global, Ms Werbeloff joined forces with a publicist, who would not respond to questions from The Sun-Herald yesterday.

But not everyone has jumped on the bandwagon, with more than 750 people signing up to a hate site on Facebook.

Inspector McQueen would not say what motivated Ms Werbeloff to go on camera and claim to be a witness.

Police said they have ruled out laying any public mischief charges against her. Media blogs last week reported that Ms Werbeloff had been working for The Projects, the management agency co-owned by her PR agent, Adam Abrams.

Mr Abrams denied Ms Werbeloff worked for the agency, but said she had done an exclusive deal with Nine and would not be speaking to other media.

"Clare won't be commenting [until] Monday night on A Current Affair as she wants to tell the story once in full," he said.

A source said Ms Werbeloff's older sister had been "embarrassed" by her sibling's new-found fame, and that Clare was fearful of retribution from the gang members who she mocked.

A guy is driving around the back woods of Kentucky and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale .' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
Smart dog, lol. Have a great day.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'

'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff!!!!!!

The people in the Philippines are now stupid. The smart ones have all gone abroad. Those left behind are the good-for-nothing who join Wowowee, bet on Lotto, or wait for remittances from abroad.

One day you'll be surprised... you've grown old, yet idiot, corrupt politicians are still in power!!!

Whaaaatttttt???? Noooooo!!!! Ayaw ko!!!

I just watched "The Probe" where they featured on this episode Miss Mae Paner as Juana Change. She's talking about the government in the Philippines... talking how corrupt the Philippine government today. All her videos are talking about Philippine Politics.

Here's my favorite video so far. It really hit me how hopeless the Philippines to become a great nation in the future.



It touches me because no matter how we try to make this nation a great nation in the future, we cannot achieve it as long as we won't change our leaders. I mean... if we will not choose the best and honest leaders then we are really hopeless.

A woman was video-taping her son riding a skate board when her attention switched to an elderly lady trying to cross the street. It is the best direct hit I have seen in some time. Pay special attention to the driver of the car after the 'hit'...

You can hear the woman who's taping giggling as she records the event.

It's a quick one, but you will get a good laugh....

I don't know if this is funny or not but I want to share this to you... the parents must be having fun watching their child being like this... I hope they won't do this again... Poor little Aaron baby... isn't he so cute?

What's with some senators of the Philippines are up to right now appearing on TV Ads for themselves about how they will help the people from poverty? It's too early for election campaign but I think those ads are preparations of these politicians for the upcoming Presidential Election. Duh! it's just so pathetic to watch these ads now and later after they win, what now? They are gone like a bubble in the air and those promises in the ads are where?

If they really want to help the people in the Philippines, why not just do it and there is no need to advertise it on TV or any other media institutions. People will know who really made some changes for their lives and they can see it through their works and projects. Maybe after they got the office for their respective positions, they will just discuss the endless scams of their fellow government officials kicking each other's butt for them to somehow win the attention of the people that they will come out as the hero.

Whatever, I don't believe to the most politicians nowadays in the Philippines. Too much of politicking makes me distrust them. I didn't vote for any single national election ever, because I think even if I will be voting anyway, it still not counted because of that "Dagdag-Bawas" they do every election (remember the hello garci scandal?). I will try registering myself this year and only if the registration process will be change at the Commission on Election then probably I will be willing to do it and cast my vote for the 2010 election. But for now, I'll continue to LOL those TV ads they made for people to beleive in them.

By the way you should watch this edited video I found at youtube posted and edited by someone else called himself CCKMA.



This one too from other user...



This one too from different user with a caption that says... "Don't be a fool, do the math yourself... this ads on t.v. by Money is just a stunt to gain more acknowledgment on the public that would make his image more pleasant. do the math! "

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The following videos above are not mine, I just embedded them from other users who uploaded it on youtube websites.