Since I can't sleep and it is around 1:36 in the morning and I am still in front of my computer, browsing the net, reading some content, watching youtube videos and reading emails. I was so bored but still can't sleep so I decided to clean-up my inbox and found this joke story sent by a good friend of mine. A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender said, 'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.' 'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.' Bartender, 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.' Pirate, 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.' Bartender, 'Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?' Pirate, 'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really.' Bartender, 'What about that eye patch?' Pirate, ...
Posts
Showing posts from April, 2008
Philippines is on Economic Crisis???
- Get link
- X
- Other Apps
It was a rainy April Saturday afternoon, too early for a rainy season in the Philippine weather. I think this is what they call the effects of global warming. Anyway, since it is raining the whole afternoon today, I was detained inside the house and stuck in front of my computer and TV. I never watched news on TV for quite sometimes now but this afternoon I happened to watch the afternoon local news. I was so surprised that the news from one local channel to another has been always talking about the food shortage and the so-called economy crisis in the Philippines. Surprised in the sense that every night when I went out to buy foods or visit a friend, I can see how young people can live like spoiled rich brats in bars, drinking pints or beers, smoking like one on those factories along the coastal places, eating at the fancy restaurants, drinking coffee at the expensive coffee shops and socializing with one another in some expensive places. Wow! I cannot even gulp one can of beer becaus...
Your Girlfriend's / wife's beauty stuff can be useful for you too
- Get link
- X
- Other Apps
She's going to keep cluttering the bathroom with expensive, perfumed junk, so you might as well use some of it for your own evil purposes. "Men can use any product that women can," say's Wilma F. Bergfeld, MD dermatologist at the Cleveland Clinic. You know how to use her shampoo, but some of her other "beauty aids" have surprisingly handy uses. Here's a guide. Baby Powder A few sprinkles will stop sweat and chafing around your groin or on your feet, and freshen unwashed sheets before an unexpected sleep-over. Also, combing some powder into your hair will degrease it when you can't shower, says Billy B., a makeup artist in New York. Soap-free cleansers Products like Cetaphil Gentle Skin Cleanser by Galderma remove surface oils and dirt without water; they're perfect for camping trips. Moisturizing Lotion Use it just the way she does. It can help rehydrate dry skin. Hair Conditioner You can use it as a shaving cream. Toner If she uses a spray to r...
Alphamale Topic to Live Longer
- Get link
- X
- Other Apps
Men's Health US "Head Check" Clumnist Daniel Amen, MD: "Stress kills brain cells responsible for learning and memory, wrecks the immune system, causes weight gain, elevates blood pressure, and can ruin sleep and s3x." And there's more: A recent Swedish stude found that chronic stress increases a man's risk of developing cardiovascular disease and having a fatal stroke. Stop there classic male stressors. Work An Australian study found that men who had stressful jobs were more likely than others to suffer from anxiety and poor health. The antidote : A goodbye hug. Research shows that 10 minutes of hand-holding and 20-second hug from your spouse can lessen the damaging effects of stress. Relationships A weak marriage can harm your heart and increase your blood pressure. The antidote : Take a walk with your partner. Twenty minutes of exxercise increases serotonin levels and the odds you'll make peace. Children Coming home stressed from work makes you mo...
Cebu priest Msgr. Achilles Dakay says 'surgery sc@ndal' man should also be blamed
- Get link
- X
- Other Apps
MANILA, Philippines - A Catholic priest on Wednesday said that the 39-year old man who underwent rectal surgery in Cebu should also accept part of the blame. According to the priest who is based in Cebu, the patient's trouble started when he contacted an alleged call boy who then stuck a body spray canister up the man's rectum at the height of their sexual act. “They seem to forget the whole thing. They are blaming the doctors for what they (did) but I think they should blame the guy for what they did," Monsignor Achilles Dakay, spokesman for Cebu Archbishop Ricardo Cardinal Vidal, said. Dakay's comment was aired over church-run Radio Veritas. The patient had admitted in previous media interviews that he picked up a male prostitute. He said he was drunk when the incident happened in January. He had an operation at the Vicente Sotto Memorial Medical Center (VSMMC) to have the canister removed. However, doctors recorded the surgery and had fun doing it. The v...
Medical Alert!!! New Virus
- Get link
- X
- Other Apps
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Charice Pempengco on Paul O'Grady Show in London
- Get link
- X
- Other Apps
Charice Pempengco once again made the Filipino proud on Paul O'Grady Show... She really amazed the people in the show and I am happy for Charice Pempengco to get this far. She is now an international artist that most Filipino artist can't achieve. Anyway, just watch this Youtube video here and be amaze on Charice Pempengco's Amazing talent on singing. P.S. Charice Pempengco sang the Philippine National Anthem Lupang Hinirang at the “Invasion: Philippines vs The World” at the Araneta Colisuem.
Kiwi Video
- Get link
- X
- Other Apps
Because Kiwi can't fly he tried things out for him to experience the feeling of flying. The video is very sad yet it is very inspiring. But then it is not really a sad ending for those who wanted to know... one artist made a happy ending about it, because maybe he can't accept the sad ending of the kiwi after the hard work he put just to get the feeling of how it is to fly... watch this...