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Sunday, November 29, 2009
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Tsunami Hit Samoa islands After the Quake
CDOToday Admin
September 30, 2009
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By FILI SAGAPOLUTELE, For The Associated Press
LALOMANU, Samoa – A Samoan reporter says tsunami victims "are everywhere" in a hospital near a hard-hit area and the dead could number up to 20. Associated Press reporter Keni Lesa said three or four villages on the popular tourist coast near the southern town of Lalomanu on Samoa's main island of Upolu had been "wiped out" by waves that roared ashore early Wednesday.
Lesa said he had visited the town's main hospital where "there are bodies everywhere," including at least one child.
The Samoan government has not yet confirmed fatalities. Officials in neighboring American Samoa say at least 14 people have been killed there.
LALOMANU, Samoa – A Samoan reporter says tsunami victims "are everywhere" in a hospital near a hard-hit area and the dead could number up to 20. Associated Press reporter Keni Lesa said three or four villages on the popular tourist coast near the southern town of Lalomanu on Samoa's main island of Upolu had been "wiped out" by waves that roared ashore early Wednesday.
Lesa said he had visited the town's main hospital where "there are bodies everywhere," including at least one child.
The Samoan government has not yet confirmed fatalities. Officials in neighboring American Samoa say at least 14 people have been killed there.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Help Wanted!
CDOToday Admin
September 22, 2009
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A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver, and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.
The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination."
"The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings, Montana, which is about 550 miles from here."
"Good grief, is that where the job is?"
"No sir....that's where the end of the line is right now."
The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination."
"The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings, Montana, which is about 550 miles from here."
"Good grief, is that where the job is?"
"No sir....that's where the end of the line is right now."
Monday, September 21, 2009
His First Heartbreak
CDOToday Admin
September 21, 2009
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I feel for the little boy... so sad to see this but it is very cute at the same time.
Friday, August 14, 2009
Two secret lovers became the talk of the town in the southern Philippines Wednesday after they were found literally stuck to each other.
Doctors were at a loss on how to separate the two lovers, who had been stuck for more than 17 hours since Tuesday night, radio dzRH reported Wednesday afternoon.
The report quoted doctors at the Isulan town hospital in Sultan Kudarat province as saying the two lovers experienced penis captivus, a condition in which the muscles in the female organ clamp down on the male organ more firmly than usual, making it impossible for the man to withdraw his organ from the woman's.
Before experiencing the condition, the two lovers had a rendezvous at a local pension house in Isulan town Tuesday night.
The man, 32, was described as married and connected with the Department of Public Works and Highways. The woman, 20, was working at a local department store.
Initial investigation showed that the two experienced penis captivus at about 10 p.m., and decided to seek medical help at about 3:30 a.m. Wednesday, said the report.
Draped only in a blanket, the naked couple asked a tricycle driver outside the pension house to take them to a hospital.
At the hospital, doctors used a tranquilizer on the man to make his muscles contract, but still could not immediately separate the duo. - GMANews.TV
Doctors were at a loss on how to separate the two lovers, who had been stuck for more than 17 hours since Tuesday night, radio dzRH reported Wednesday afternoon.
The report quoted doctors at the Isulan town hospital in Sultan Kudarat province as saying the two lovers experienced penis captivus, a condition in which the muscles in the female organ clamp down on the male organ more firmly than usual, making it impossible for the man to withdraw his organ from the woman's.
Before experiencing the condition, the two lovers had a rendezvous at a local pension house in Isulan town Tuesday night.
The man, 32, was described as married and connected with the Department of Public Works and Highways. The woman, 20, was working at a local department store.
Initial investigation showed that the two experienced penis captivus at about 10 p.m., and decided to seek medical help at about 3:30 a.m. Wednesday, said the report.
Draped only in a blanket, the naked couple asked a tricycle driver outside the pension house to take them to a hospital.
At the hospital, doctors used a tranquilizer on the man to make his muscles contract, but still could not immediately separate the duo. - GMANews.TV
Monday, August 10, 2009
The World's no.1 except in the Philippines
CDOToday Admin
August 10, 2009
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Ahahahaha... this is what I like the most when Americans advertise their product... so true yet no offense to other party. Unlike in the Philippines, even a very lame issue, they always make it a big deal.
Anyway, I don't have any particular fave fast food chain. When I am hungry, I reach out to the nearest one McDo or Jobee... I love the burger steak at Jobee and I like the Cheese Burger at McDo, I love to sip both McFlurry and Swirly Bits and I always order the Coke Float everytime I order a meal at McDO. But, I tend to lessen my fast food intake these days... I gotta eat healthy foods now.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
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