Ang Problema sa Pinoy #AngProblemaSaPinoy

Here's another Trending topic in the Philippines few months ago #AngProblemaSaPinoy and there are few tweets that hits the mark.

This is not really a hateful topic about pinoy, this is just some points that we don't like about our attitude, characters, ways etc. For me I love the Philippines and I don't want to leave the country in exchange for a citizenship abroad (But that depends. Hahaha...) because It's more fun in the Philippines.

Here are the few tweet entries about #AngProblemaSaPinoy:

#AngProblemaSaPinoy ambabait pag nasa abroad. pero pag andito na akala mo mga alta sa syudad mga harungas! #TheMorningRush
— TaRunTakBoy™ (@iPoetKo) June 27, 2014

#AngProblemaSaPinoy sumusunod sa batas pag nasa ibang bansa,pero sa sariling bansa walang disiplina
— Cram Onap (@marcronin) June 27, 2014

"@arcanville: #AngProblemaSaPinoy may Pedestrian lane at overpass naman dun pa tatawid sa may karatulang "bawal tumawid NAKAMAMATAY!""
— Ky Markham (@Theodorebryan) June 27, 2014

#AngProblemaSaPinoy mahilig sa jaywalking, kapag nasagasaan magrereklamo pa. Bawal na nga tumawid.
— Luisa Makilang ♥♥ (@LuisaMakilang) June 27, 2014

- Pinoy in general knows how to follow rules/law. Like for example when you go to Singapore, it is very strict to chew chewing gum anywhere and it is amazing how people including pinoys were able to follow it when they are in SG. But when we are in our own country, the most simple law on traffic "No Jay Walking" is so hard to follow and how amazing people (both Pedestrian and Drivers) do not respect traffic laws specially the traffic lights. I think the problem is how the law has been imposed here in our country. When in SG no Chewing Gum is really NO CHEWING GUM, No Jay Walking is really a NO JAY WALKING, or else you will end up with big fines or Public service, or much worst JAIL. I think the solution here is to impose strict implementation with our laws and whoever is violating the law will surely pay for it.

#AngProblemaSaPinoy PERSON 1: Asan ka na?! PERSON 2: On the way na ako!! -- pero ang totoo nagbibihis palang 😏
— C✖ (@clairerosillo07) June 27, 2014

#AngProblemaSaPinoy Pinoy 1 : Pre nasan ka na?! Sabi mo 9 tayo magkikita? 11 na pre ah? P2 : Wait pre, traffic e. Saglit lang talaga.
— Jerome Ferrer ☼ (@jlfamoe) June 27, 2014

Hahaha... Marami bang tinamaan nito? Of course isa na ako. Sometimes, I do something like this so that the people who's waiting for me won't pressure me and/or they won't get frustrated waiting longer if I would say I am not yet ready.

#AngProblemaSaPinoy PAUTANG MUNA. WALA KO BARYA EH. HANGGANG SA MAKALIMUTAN MO NA PUNYETA
— ♛QueenPatriciaAsio (@SweetheartPat_) June 27, 2014

Ay, alam na! biktima ako nito lagi!

#AngProblemaSaPinoy reklamo ng reklamo wala namang disiplina.
— Hazel Grace (@asdfghazelove) June 27, 2014

Hahaha... dami tatamaan nito. Dami mareklamo tapos di naman marunong sumunod sa mga rules and Regulations and specially the law.

#AngProblemaSaPinoy Crab Mentality
— IamMonty ☂© (@MontyFernandez3) June 27, 2014

Pag sikat ang isa, hihilahin pababa ng karamihan. #AngProblemaSaPinoy
— josh onesa nacionaL (@imJosh07) June 27, 2014

Mahilig akong kumain ng alimango eh. hahaha...

#AngProblemaSaPinoy kapag kumakain hindi inuubos, nagtitira pa talaga kahit konting konti nalang.
— Sasha Abelido ♔ (@Prinsesasya) June 27, 2014

Hahaha... I don't know with you but I love to pick that last cookie in the jar. I just can't and I don't know why.

#AngProblemaSaPinoy maraming Social Climber. Judge mental pa. Chura nyo! X_X HAHA
— Kyle XY™ (@kyleeXperio) June 27, 2014

I don't really know if social climbing is a bad thing. People in general are social beings and for me it is natural for people to get in with the social, to belong in the society. But I just don't know why being a social climber is a bad thing.

#AngProblemaSaPinoy, puro salita kulang sa gawa
— Renzoooooooooo (@ImRenzoEbol) June 27, 2014

Kagaya ng ginagawa ko ngayon... puro blog wala naman akong ginawa. Hahaha...

#AngProblemaSaPinoy lahat isinisisi sa Gobyerno.
— Kris John Encomienda (@kijieOFFICIAL) June 27, 2014

Hmmm... Diba we have a government to take care of the things in general. Though hindi naman sa lahat2x na talaga, but I am talking about the usual we need from the government. Hospitalization, Infrastructures, problema sa community and all such things that we rely from the government, and yet where are those things we needed? Sa bulsa ng mga kawatan na opisyal ng gobyerno? Na-NAPOLES na? Di ko lang ma intindihan bakit daming government hospitals dito sa pinas na kulang sa gamit, kulang sa doctor at nurses and yet Bilyon2x ang mga nawawalang pera sa kaban ng bayan. Ang lalaki ng PDAP at DAP at kung anu-anong budget but still lacking pa rin yung serbisyo ng gobyerno. Diba dapat lang talaga na isisi natin sa gobyerno ang iba't-ibang mga problema sa bansa natin? Isa na dyan ang kahirapan.

Kung may problema ka deretso mo sa amin di yung dinadaan mo sa mga patama. #AngProblemaSaPinoy
— Joyeee Molina ✌ (@jdhazel27) June 27, 2014

Kasi hindi confrontational yung mga pinoy eh. Tama ba yung word na ginamit ko? Google nyo nalang. tinatamad ako eh. hahaha... Anyway, yun kasi ang pinoy, hindi deretso kung may kailangan or kung may hindi gusto or pag galit na, hindi masabi ng harap-harapan. Sa culture kasi yan nagmumula eh. Our culture are likas na mabait, I mean we were raised by the kind of society na masama ka pag masyado kang vocal sa nararamdaman mo, masama ka pag harap-harapan mong sinasabi yung mga nararamdaman mo. I don't know if I am using the right words to explain but yun ang culture natin eh. Sa ibang bansa express what's on your mind eh, while sa pinas uso si KIM CHIU. Kinikimkim ang nararamdaman kasi pag masyado kang vocal sasabihin liberated, walang pinag-aralan, bastos, walang galang etc. which is, isa din sa #AngProblemaSaPinoy

#AngProblemaSaPinoy Basta makasunod Lang sa uso kahit di naman naiintindihan push pa din!
— Lorrainne Sacdalan (@Lowreynnn) June 27, 2014

That's what uso are for.

#AngProblemaSaPinoy puro husga pero yung sarili niya kahusga-husga din naman
— krys (@multifndom__) June 27, 2014

Nobody's perfect kasi eh. sabi pa sa kanta ni Hannah Montana aka Miley Cyrus at Jessie J na "Nobody's Perfect".

#AngProblemaSaPinoy gustong yumaman ayaw naman mag-invest. In short KURIPOT. :p
— Mary Rose Serrano (@GirlAtTheBack) June 27, 2014

Mag invest na kasi! parang pag-ibig lang yan... pag may nililigawan ka, gastos ng gastos, pag sinagot na kuripot na. Hahaha...

#AngProblemaSaPinoy Sobra kung maka-correct ng English grammar. Pero mismong Tagalog nila, hindi maitama tama ang grammar.
— Tintin Dela Cruz (@iamtinpops) June 27, 2014

“@matabangutak: #AngProblemaSaPinoy Nagkamali ka lang mag English.Huhusgahan na buong pagkatao mo. Ikaw na ang pinaka mababang tao sa mundo.
— Andy Royupa (@NeknekB) June 27, 2014

Magkamag-anak din ito sa Nobody's Perfect eh.

At higit sa lahat...

#AngProblemaSaPinoy di ko na problema yun. Nakikitrend lang ako
— Antönina Isip (@malparida23) June 27, 2014

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#FunnyWeddingVows #NaughtyWeddingVows

Kahit na ilang tinik, ay kaya kong tapakan. Kung yan ang paraan upang nanay mo'y layuan. Mamahalin kita, mula Batanes hanggang Jolo, saan ka man ay hali na kayo... Mamahalin kita, maging ilang kilo ka man. Mamahalin kita kahit di ka magaling mag-dala ng damit, magaling ka nman kasi pag walang damit e! Mamahalin kita kahit hindi ka mayaman, wag lang ako makisama sa bungangera mong nanay na akin nang magiging byenan. Pangako kong pag-ibig, huwag mo sanang kalimutan. Dahil mas malakas pa ito sa boses ng aking magiging biyenan. Mahal na mahal kita pero kapag hindi mo ako minamahal ng sapat, nanay kong mahadera ang iyong makakatapat.

Hindi ka man maganda sa paningin ng iba, ikaw pa rin ang mamahalin ko sinta. I promise na ikaw na ang pinaka huling babaeng mamanyakin ko.Hinding hndi ka na maiingit sa mga sweet and love story, kasi gagawa na tau ngayon ng atin. Sa 5th anniversary natin, reregaluhan kita ng trip to Syria, at sa 10th anniversary naman susunduin na kita.

Mamahalin kita mapipi man ako sa harap ng nanay mo at kahit gumitna pa sya sa pag tulog natin. Di ko maipapangako sayo ang magandang buhay, di ko man maibigay ang mga luho mo, isa lang ang sigurado ako maganda ang lahi ko. Pangako ko sayo... Gaganda na ang Lahi nyo. I promise to always be good during the hard times and to always be hard during the good times. I promise hindi ka na mapapagod maglaba at maglilinis.kasi kukuha na tau ng maid. Ikaw magbabayad. I promise na hindi ko kalilimutan ang lyrics ng TUKSO layuan mo akoooooo. Gagawin kitang reyna at ako naman ang iyong prinsesa...este hari pala. I vow to you na hindi na ako mambababae...manlalake na ako… Ay joke!

Alam mo maihahalintulad ka sa isang adobo kahit na paulit ulit may asim pa din. Hinding hindi ka na makakaranas ang hirap, dahil sarap na ang iyong malalasap... Araw araw ako ang Breakfast... Tanghalian... Meryenda... At Dinner mo. Wag ka sana mag sawa dahil dadalhin kita sa maraming lugar. Local man o International - Balic-Balic, Masbate, Panay, Dakak, Phuket.. I promise to you since I'm here, di ka na magsasarili,dalawa na tayo eh. hehehe... Promise titigil na ko sa gambling. Sayo pa lang jackpot nako. I promise, Hindi na ko iinom ng Red Horse. Alam ko namang sayo pa lang, TATAMAAN NA KO! I promise na magiging tigasin ako na husband mo... Yung inaakala mo after nitong kasal natin ay magiging sunodsunuran na ako sayo, pwes tama ka! tiga-saing,tiga-laba,tiga-linis ng bahay,tiga-alaga ng mga bata..etc, Tigasin talaga! Hindi lang atm card, pati password ko sa social networking sites at phone ko ibibigay ko sayo, basta ba ang TV remote control sa akin lagi iaabot mo? Pangako ko, habambuhay ang ating pagmamahalan. Basta ba honey, ang mga transfers of deeds iyo nang pipirmahan.

Pinapangako ko, ikaw na lang ang bobosohan ko! Wala ng iba! Promise I'll be your better half. Hati tayo sa mga utang ko. pero mas mahal nga lang yung babayaran mo. Simula pa lang mamayang gabi, mapapasubo ka na...sa buhay may asawa. Kapag isinubo mo na wag mo ng iluluwa ha! ....... Ang kanin dahil patiti-rikin ko ang mata mo, patiti-ngkarin ko ang buhay mo, palalabasin ko....ang tunay na kagandahan mo

Kahit pumuti na buhok naten, ako pa din magaayos ng buhok mo. Complete with Hair Color! ay alam na! pag brown out, di lang kandila ititirik ko. Pati mata mo na rin. Pag tumatawa ka,tatawa din ako, pag umiiyak ka tatawa pa din ako,para mabawasan ang lungkot mo. Nangangako ako na Araw Araw kitang MAMAHALIN Basta ba gabi gabi kitang MAMANYAKIN.

Pangako kong pag-ibig, huwag mo sanang kalimutan. Dahil mas malakas pa ito sa boses ng aking magiging biyenan. Sa lungkot at ligaya, sa hirap at ginhawa, tayo ang magkasama, pati na rin ang iyong mana. Hindi ako lalayo sa iyo... Nasa likod mo lang ako palagi....lalo na kapag nandyan ang nanay mo. I promise to love you with all my heart, pero pakisabi naman sa tatay mo na tanggalin na niya ang shutgun na nakatutok sa tagiliran ko.

Mama-mamahalin kiki-kita titi-till dede-death dodo-do us papa-part. Sisiskapin maging isang tunay na Pilipino...sa isip, sa salita at sa gawa.

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Most of the lines are taken from different tweets from different twitter users under the HASHTAG topic #FunnyWeddingVows go check it out to read more #FunnyWeddingVows tweets. 

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You Might Be An Engineer If...

I just read this from a website while browsing and searching online for some Engineering stuff for work, so I decided to (Push) post this also on this blog since I am working with some Engineers at the office. I am not an Engineer, I only finished the first 2 years of my Engineering course in college and decided to shift/enroll to Information Technology because I can't stand solving Mathematical Equation without understanding why they (instructors) keep finding for their eX's (Example. Find x in the following equations: x - 4 = 10) When in fact, we don't really care what happened to their lovelife. Sometimes Y, or Z, A, B, C, D and other letters and raises their powers like (x raise to the power of 2). Huh? I can think of Superman, Batman, The X-men members and other superheroes with RAISED POWERS are one of their eX's. I don't care where their  eX's are but they just keep asking us (Students) how to find their X. And how can you add X and Y and the answer is a f*cking number? Or solving the distance between A and B to find out C?

I thought math is all about numbers but they are always preoccupied with those letters. I was having brain hemorrhage during those years so I better quit Engineering on my 2nd year in College and shifted to a more complicated one... Information Technology where number 2 is 0010, 4 is 0100 8 is 1000 and so on... And then I thought Info Tech is a study about Computers but then why we have so many languages to learn? I am struggling with my English Language, that is why I didn't bother taking up Language courses in the Arts Department. But then in my IT classes where ancient language like Assembly Language, COBOL, Fortran and all sorts of those what they called Programming Languages are the major ones, OMG what country are these languages are spoken?! Then Turbo Pascal,  C++, Python, Visual Basic, Java, PHP and an endless list of Languages to learn. I'd rather study Filipino language and all sorts of dialects around the Philippines or better yet took up Masters in Visayan Language. Fortunately, I graduated BSIT with NOSEBLEED not HONORS of all those languages we tried to learn through the years of college life.

Anyway, this is for the Engineers and Engineers wannabe's and those BS-M.E. (Murag Engineers)

You Might Be An Engineer If...

1. You have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically.
2. You enjoy pain.
3. You know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.
4. You chuckle whenever anyone says "centrifugal force".
5. You've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator.
6. It is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.
7. You frequently whistle the theme song to "MacGyver".
8. You know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water.
9. You think in "math".
10. You've calculated that the World Series actually diverges.
11. You hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break down its wave function.
12. You have a pet named after a scientist.
13. You laugh at jokes about mathematicians.
14. The Humane society has you arrested because you actually performed the Schrodinger's Cat experiment.
15. You can translate English into Binary.
16. You can't remember what's behind the door in the engineering building which says "Exit".
17. You have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer, because there's a wind-chill factor in the lab.
18. You are completely addicted to caffeine.
19. You avoid doing anything because you don't want to contribute to the eventual heat-death of the universe.
20. You consider ANY non-engineering course "easy".
21. "Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet."    — Scott Adams.
22. "Variables won't, constants aren't"    — Old engineering saying.
23. When your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe.
24. The "fun" center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use.
25. You'll assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make the math easier.
26. The blinking 12:00 on someone's VCR draws you in like a tractor beam to fix it.
27. You bring a computer manual / technical journal as vacation reading.
28. The salesperson at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions.
29. You can't help eavesdropping in computer stores... and correcting the salesperson.
30. You're in line for the guillotine... it stops working properly... and you offer to fix it.
31. You go on the rides at Disneyland and sit backwards to see how they do the special effects.
32. You have any "Dilbert" comics displayed in your work area.
33. You have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work.
34. You have never backed up your hard drive.
35. You haven't bought any new underwear or socks for yourself since you got married.
36. You spent more on your calculator than on your wedding ring.
37. You think that when people around you yawn, it's because they didn't get enough sleep.
38. You would rather get more dots per inch than miles per gallon
39. You've ever calculated how much you make per second.
40. Your favorite James Bond character is "Q," the guy who makes the gadgets.
41. You understood more than five of these jokes.
42. You make a copy of this list, and post it on your door (or your home page !)

 But after reading this article " College Majors With The Biggest Lifetime Earnings " I regret not finishing my Engineering course. Tee Hee!

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